The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
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Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize