I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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