It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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