she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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