yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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