Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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