So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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