can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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