I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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