My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Two words: blizzard sex
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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