Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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