If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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