ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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