TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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