I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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