hotel room ftw
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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