You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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