Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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