He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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