I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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