hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I smell like Dick and happiness
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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