don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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