yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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