"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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