id be glad to
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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