We're like a lot better than the average bears
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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