so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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