Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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