i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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