I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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