Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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