how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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