Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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