Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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