I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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