the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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