At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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