wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize