i can't believe i had my finger in that
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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MIDGETS
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Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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