Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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