Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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