I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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