he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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