I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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