Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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