I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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