ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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