She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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