hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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