Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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